Uber Rules of Engagement: "Tru & Real N.b.a (N!gga Basketball Academy)" 

 

1. Touching me, technical foul:: 1 point and 1 rebound per touch (regular hand shakes & fist pounds are permitted)

 

2. Initiating a hug, flagrant foul:: 2 points and 1 rebound

 

3. Vaping/smoking during ride without asking, personal foul:: 2 points per occurance

 

4. Scanning 1 qr code:: 5 points each

 

5. Playing my song from your phone (Soundcloud or Youtube):: 1 point

 

6. Hearing a song i play:: 1 rebound (per person)

 

7. Saying or writing my name:: 2 points per occurance. (1 point for "Tru" 1 point for "Real" , 2 points for "Mr. Real" when addressing me)

 

8. Having a device that doesnt scan when it should, flagrant foul:: 2 points and 1 rebound

 

9. Playing a song from my website:: 3 points per song

 

10. Accidental spitting on me, personal foul:: 2 points per occurance

 

11. Rat on driver for recording ,after being told "driver may record trips", double technical foul:: 2 points and 1 rebound

 

12. Picture of branded apparell while delivering Uber Eats:: 1 point. (adding website url in delivery notes +2)

 

13. Shazam search:: 1 point per occurance.

 

14. Give a person a QR code business card:: 1 point 

 

15. Add my website to home screen:: 10 points (+5 if i add it to they home screen)

 

16. Any hacking of wifi connection while wifi status reads "connected"  flagrant foul:: 2 points and 1 rebound

 

17. Scan or visit my website and bookmark my site to your device:: 8 points (+5 if i add it to your device)

 

18. Rap the words with my song as it plays:: 2 points per song

 

19. Touching my crown:: technical foul & flagrant foul ::(3 points & 2 rebounds per occurance)

 

20.  Send driver on Uber Eats delivery to a closed business:: flagrant foul, 2 points & 1 rebound

 

21.  Picture or video of me: 10 points (+10 for each variation of logo (clothes , shoes or diamonds) +10 for website, +10 for crown, *if pictured in picture)

***any secret or unknown pictures or videos taken of Tru Real cost 20,000$ in music streams***

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*All unknown scans or "Tru Real" searches count as an assist for the Point God , John "Side Burn" Stockton (NASA)

 

**We will continue to update rules & scoring plays as the season progresses. Games start at 12:00a and end at 11:59:59p.

 

*(1st quarter 12:00midnight -05:59:59a ; 2nd quarter 06:00a- 11:59:59a ;; 3rd quarter 12noon - 05:59:59p ,;; 4th quarter 06:00p - 11:59:59p)