Uber Rules of Engagement: "Tru & Real N.b.a (N!gga Basketball Academy)" 

 

1. Touching me, technical foul:: 1 point and 1 rebound per touch (regular hand shakes & fist pounds are permitted)

2. Initiating a hug, flagrant foul:: 2 points and 1 rebound

3. Vaping/smoking during ride without asking, personal foul:: 2 points per occurance

4. Scanning 1 qr code:: 5 points each

5. Playing my song from your phone (Soundcloud or Youtube):: 1 point

6. Hearing a song i play:: 1 rebound (per person)

7. Saying my name:: 2 points per occurance. (1 point for "Tru" 1 point for "Real" , 2 points for "Mr. Real" when addressing me)

8. Having a device that doesnt scan when it should, flagrant foul: 2 points and 1 rebound

9. Playing a song from my website: 3 points per song

10. Accidental spitting on me, personal foul: 2 points per occurance

11. Rat on driver for recording ,after being told "driver may record trips", double technical foul: 2 points and 1 rebound

12. Picture of branded apparell while delivering Uber Eats, 1 point. (adding website url in delivery notes +2)

13. Shazam search, 1 point per occurance.

14. Give a person a QR code business card, 1 point 

15. Add my website to home screen, 10 points (+5 if i add it to they home screen)

16. Any hacking of wifi connection while wifi status reads "connected",  flagrant foul 2 points and 1 rebound

17. Scan or visit my website and bookmark my site to your device, 8 points (+5 if i add it to your device)

18. Rap the words with my song as it plays, 2 points per song

19. Touching my crown , technical foul & flagrant foul (3 points & 2 rebounds per occurance)

20.  Send driver on Uber Eats delivery to a closed business: flagrant foul, 2 points & 1 rebound

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*All unknown scans or "Tru Real" searches count as an assist for the Point God , John "Side Burn" Stockton (NASA)

 

**We will continue to update rules & scoring plays as the season progresses. Games start at 12:00a and end at 11:59:59p.

 

*(1st quarter 12:00midnight -05:59:59a ; 2nd quarter 06:00a- 11:59:59a ;; 3rd quarter 12noon - 05:59:59p ,;; 4th quarter 06:00p - 11:59:59p)